@nakedjoker
Is it only in Britain that banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters???
twt of the day
@JackKempers
How can Jon & Kate be a trending topic - I’m nauseas from hearing about them.
@robhuebel
Wiped out hard on mtn bike. If it were up to me, I wouldn’t have bled. But my skin had other ideas. Pussy skin.
@james_gunn
Getting complaints that I’m tweeting more about Iran than pooping, masturbation, & porn. Can’t I love those things & care about the world?!
@rustyrockets
Went to Disneyland today. Space Mountain did not recreate the experience of mountaineering or space travel. And Pinocchio pinched my arse.
@jodywatley
it’s always a fine line of being honest and staying positive because honesty sometimes requires negative information - i try to balance it.
@caseorganic
Air sex -like air guitar - but with sex -air sex world finals (video: http://bit.ly/VCebG) in Portland ( http://bit.ly/6lZXa official site)
@nostrich
Since when was a fictional time lord qualified to declare a pandemic?
