March 2009
27 posts
@chrismessina
There are few technology failures that irk me more than a non-scrolling Apple Mighty Mouse nipple. Perhaps by “Mighty” they mean “impotent”.
@zeldman
A Libertarian is a Republican who has just been smugged.
@jack
My cab driver is listening to some sort of F1 racing and is getting…inspired.
@hotdogsladies
Hear that clicking noise? Yep. That’s the sound of someone learning why you shouldn’t let horseshit apps choose your “friends.”
@Wossy
@Sundaytwist Babs is so lovely. She had what looked like a cockatoo on her head. Avoided making gag that she loves a cockatoo….
@nick
It’s time to put the “Look, I did an outrageous thing in public. You don’t have to get huffy” joke genre to rest. Replacement: dead babies.
@adactio
Wondering whether developers or designers are more likely to butter their toast right to the edges.
@sara
Got out of speeding ticket a block from home after requesting it be issued ASAP because I was about to pee my pants. #pregnancyISawesome
@gruber
I would have been locked up in a nuthouse years ago if not for my wife’s ability to guess where I’ve misplaced my belongings.
@mollydotcom
My family is made up of neurotics with extremist thought and behavior. No calm seas, no grey (except my hair!) but love runs deep so it’s ok
@Agent_M
@vic2slic Yup, I ate the cats and pet the sushi. No, that’s not right. Other way around.
@PopeyesChicken
Happy FRYday! Time for a new season: Spicy tenders with delta sauce - no bones about it, it is da bomb!
@goldman
@txymarieb nope. But she did drop chicken in my drink.
@missrogue
Wow. Pizza. Beer. Hot chicks. Awesome.
@Kathy_Johnson
Hehe - hubbie calling me to the kitchen (he’s a seriously good chef) and says “come to hub’s club”. Like that ;-)
@CaliLewis
“I’m a vegetarian…except for fish. Oh! And the occasional steak. I LOVE steak!” And bacon.
@Pistachio
@wmmarc is so sweet and crazy. He made it look as if @ericaogrady and I “rocked” Diggnation (long before the show) http://twitpic.com/24bbp
@BT
I am about to go tear the ass off a stack of pancakes with the munchkin at a Maple Syrup festival!!
@rael
“So that’s a wake-up call for 7:30 and 7:35?” “Just the 7:30, thanks.” “And 7:35?” “No, just 7:30.” “In 735, right?” “Oh, yes, IN room 735.”
@technosailor
Meh, FAIL WHALE is out and alive all morning. This does not bode well for #sxsw if it is being slaughtered already
@alohaarleen
@ricklondon Blonde died black = “artificial intelligence?” Wouldn’t know, never died my hair black. Should I test it out on my avatar first?
@garyvee
Huge win for the Knicks and drinking some wine with some good food and better company, did I mention I have the best wife on EARTH!
@missbritt
@Military_Mom exactly. @dooce isn’t the posterchild for women online. Lesbians? childless? single parents? WOC? WRITERS? HELLO! @todayshow
@copyblogger
Computers enable people to make more mistakes faster than anything other than tequila and hand guns.
@chrisbrogan
Who was the last person you hugged outside of your family?
@jimmyfallon
A 10 year old kid just yelled “Lick it for ten” at me. Oh my god, what have I done?
@cwalken
Someone commended me for being “approachable.” Okay. The truth is that I’m easily distracted and don’t notice people touching me right away.