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July 9

@alyankovic

At the Funny Or Die offices right now. Apparently they make humorous snuff films here.

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July 8

@Alejandrobot

All right, ladies, I’m done. I’ve had it. From now on I’m gay.

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July 7

@jt

Did Berry Gordy just say “exspecially” ?

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July 6

@thesoup

Should Kendra wear undies for a night in Sin City? If so, why?

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July 4

@PeterSHall

“For the first time, a Palin actually decides to pull out early.” Perfect shouldabeen headline.

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July 1

@someecards

Pelee Island ice wine sounds like frozen piss pops. So you understand, Americans drink their pee at room temperature.

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June 30

@jonathanfields

Just brushed with Arm & Hammer White Advance. OMG, would rather gargle Preparation H! Um…yuck!

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June 28

@leeodden

@davefleet it’s the flight attendants that said to sit wherever there ate open seats

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June 27

@_andrew_g

Pelham 123 also should have been called “Lots of nauseating L-R dolly shots of Denzel where you can see the Kinos in his glasses”

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June 26

@BunnyBridget

Just finished Kendra’s rehearsal dinner at Dave n’ Busters listening to MJ all the way home

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